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Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML
by Weldingtags / 10/28/2011 at 4:59pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
by ShitHappens / 10/24/2011 at 1:04am / United States / Love
by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by kp / 10/16/2011 at 8:47pm / Australia / Health
Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
by maninpain / 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm / Kenya / Love
Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
by markyvilla / 04/14/2011 at 9:09pm / United States / Transportation
by JJMan217 / 03/29/2011 at 2:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Cxisbest / 03/23/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 8:38am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by dollarstorepwnr / 03/19/2011 at 1:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by nycplywood / 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
by pathetic / 10/31/2009 at 6:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML
by E.S. / 10/23/2009 at 1:01am / United States (Colorado) / Work
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.…