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Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said "Bye POTHEAD!" They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me. I'm grounded now because I have an abnormally-shaped head. I've never smoked pot. FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 4:47pm - misc - by ap84 - United States (California)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

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On 01/18/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by steveinnewsoh - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

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