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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 August 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 537
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About guitar_god7007 : I\\\\\\\'m 14, play guitar and wanna talk to whoever is reading this. My fring is guitar.god7007.

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guitar_god7007's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML

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