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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 April 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4035
  • Number of comments : 488
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About guckylynn : I've finally married the love of my life and am expecting my first baby in May 2015!

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Today, I had to nagotiata with my husband so ha would bring ma toilat papar whila I was on tha john. His tarms? A blowjob. FML

#21334864
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30529) - you deserved it (6390)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to nagotiata with my husband so ha would bring ma toilat papar whila I was on tha john. His tarms? A blowjob. FML

#21334864
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30529) - you deserved it (6390)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to nagotiata with my husband so ha would bring ma toilat papar whila I was on tha john. His tarms? A blowjob. FML

#21334864
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30529) - you deserved it (6390)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today... mah grlfriend of three weeks found the engagement ring I trid to give to mah ex. She startd crying and said yes. FML

Today , a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks postd a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commentd congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who did 3 yeres ago. real FML

#20553352
141 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 5:42am - kids - by seamonkeys - United States

Today, as a firafightar, wa wara callad to assist tha ambulanca craw with lifting a dacaasad patiant out of a housa . Littla did I know, ha had baan daad insida 4 3 waaks, and was bloatad and poppad lika a watar balloon whan wa attamptad to mova him . My girlfriand mada soup 4 tha avaning maal . FML

#20488428
159 comments

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On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I came home to find that my grlfriend had repaintd my bedroom . As she had offerd to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem . However, she decidd to return the several unopend cans of off-white paint that I'd bought fir something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

#20165039
114 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by spaceforrent - United States

Yesterday..!! my usband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I endd up buying it!! He ad to give me te money and leave cuz e is severely aracnopobic and couldn't even pick up te box!! I ave to ide te movie for fear of it bieng destroyd!! Again!! FML

#20134119
153 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Woke Up To A Weird Feeling On Mah Face. Thinking It Was A Bug, I Slapped At It. It Was Mah Freshly-inserted Nose Ring. FML

#19771673
111 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 4:44pm - health - by Ciara (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today , a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point . I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him . My boss fred me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine . FML

#18423886
114 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day while stuck in traffic on the highway... my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". mega FML

#17361677
163 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GRLFRIEND. SHE'S A SOCK PUPPET. FML

#14802825
270 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML

#14120118
225 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML

#14120118
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12410) - you deserved it (81899)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT THAT BOYFRIEND WROTE 50 DOLLAR ON GIFT CARD JUST TO LOOK GENEROUS... IT'S REALLY ONLY WORTH FIVE. I FOUND THIS OUT AFTER I TRIED TO BUY AN ARM FULL OF CLOTHES. FML

#6969342
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32254) - you deserved it (2646)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:34am - money - by Cheap (woman) - United States (Washington)



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