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Today... I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere... a car slowd down in the street... an a passenger screamd ( HAPPY 4TH OF JULY... MOTHERFUCKER... ) before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML


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On 07/04/2013 at 6:30pm - health - by Your ass... Grab it... (man) - United States (Texas)

Todayile at ma job as a store clerk, I walkd by a family. I smild at tere little boy,o respondd by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I lookd back in time to catc is dad give im a ig-five. FML


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On 07/03/2013 at 4:11am - kids - by Nish (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a job interview!! All was going well until the interviewer asked me, "So,hy should we hre you?" Without thinking, I blurted out, "Because, I'm awesome!" Don't think I'll be getting that one!! FML

Today, I was sitting with a friend who movd back into town, an he told me about how he hookd up with a girl at a bar last night. I askd him if she was hot, he respondd "Yeah, I have a picture of her on phone." It was a picture of girlfriend. FML


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On 11/21/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

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