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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1976 (38 years)
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  • Number of visits : 720
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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrivd in the mail. We burid her yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69258) - you deserved it (3975)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

I was at mah boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her 4 the frst time . I excusd myself to the restroom and as I walkd out of the room I hered her say, "You could do a lot better . She's fat." Then I hered mah boyfriend reply, "I know." FML


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On 02/18/2013 at 2:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to penis as small change. real FML


I agree, your life sucks (33577) - you deserved it (5437)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on mah lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. mega FML


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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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