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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2098
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gregsgirlfriend : I'm now Greg's fiancée ;) engaged to the love of my life 😘 3/24/09💞

Yoga teacher in training ✌️🌞💕

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gregsgirlfriend's favorite FMLs

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

#21368646
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16268) - you deserved it (1102)

On 03/05/2015 at 12:36pm - love - by cheshirealyce (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, a coworker told my manager that I and another girl were plotting to get her fired at the end of the month. She actually believed her. Now we're suspended without pay for two weeks for conspiracy. FML

#21368636
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14159) - you deserved it (1061)

On 03/05/2015 at 12:10pm - work - by Completely Innocent - United States

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

#21368616
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13833) - you deserved it (3025)

On 03/05/2015 at 11:30am - misc - by lulinator (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

#21368542
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21885) - you deserved it (1770)

On 03/05/2015 at 8:32am - love - by therealkathl - Austria

Today, my neighbor at my apartment building told me water from my sink was leaking into his apartment. He told me to call maintenance to fix it, but they won't help unless he calls. He refuses to, and I can't do my dishes without feeling like an asshole. FML

#21368266
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20940) - you deserved it (1870)

On 03/04/2015 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML

#21368246
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20675) - you deserved it (1787)

On 03/04/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by neverforgetyourphone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17982) - you deserved it (25013)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

#21367801
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30663) - you deserved it (2720)

On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was expecting a card from my husband stationed in Japan, but he mailed it to my mom. Since I'm busy and don't see her much, she tried to help by mailing it to me. It's long overdue, and the post office never got it. The card came from Japan, only to get lost traveling from 30 minutes away. FML

Today, after several sleepless nights full of crying, I went to my university's free help center. After telling the psychologist my problems and asking what to do, he looked at me blankly and said, "Uh, it's not depression, I guess. You should go out more and, like, party some more." FML

#21367402
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25203) - you deserved it (2372)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML

#21367306
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24066) - you deserved it (1748)

On 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm - work - by miewann - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

#21367193
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27921) - you deserved it (2095)

On 03/03/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by Hi-Tech (woman) - Europe

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML

#21367159
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28173) - you deserved it (1744)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28629) - you deserved it (5467)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)



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