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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2511
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gregsgirlfriend : I'm now Greg's fiancée ;) engaged to the love of my life 😘 3/24/09💞

Yoga teacher in training ✌️🌞💕

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gregsgirlfriend's favorite FMLs

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27134) - you deserved it (2762)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML

#21380719
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26318) - you deserved it (2893)

On 03/24/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by ctmoto77 - United States (California)

Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

#21380708
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27162) - you deserved it (3420)

On 03/24/2015 at 12:51pm - misc - by faaail - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my husband used the vacuum cleaner. Proud of him for this first-ever initiative, I congratulated him. His second initiative was to stick the nozzle on my ass, yelling, "Liposuction!" FML

#21380706
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27899) - you deserved it (4572) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/24/2015 at 8:58am - love - by chassezlenaturel (woman) - Belgium

Today, an old lady was walking behind me. She tripped and started to fall, so naturally I turned and outstretched my arms to catch her, but was too late. A man turned just in time to see an old lady on the ground with me with my arms stretched out. I now have a black eye. FML

#21380543
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29847) - you deserved it (2174)

On 03/24/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by why me - United States (Georgia)

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36234) - you deserved it (2227)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33676) - you deserved it (2480)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

#21379871
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (347) - you deserved it (3300)

On 03/23/2015 at 12:42am - animals - by birdsterrifyme - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

#21379776
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29879) - you deserved it (2437)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

#21379759
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30086) - you deserved it (3032)

On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32204) - you deserved it (6511)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

#21379703
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26657) - you deserved it (18)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:20pm - misc - by dicedicebaby - United States (Ohio)

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

#21379555
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25559) - you deserved it (2514)

On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML

#21379352
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26248) - you deserved it (2442)

On 03/22/2015 at 5:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

#21379225
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27355) - you deserved it (2971)

On 03/22/2015 at 12:03am - health - by noway - United States (California)



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