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Visits<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 7:36am<b>Salvanoi</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 3:58am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 8:23am<b>danthehuman</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 8:46pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 1:01am<b>Emzinatorbot</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 8:18am

Fucked!<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 1:20pm

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greentide's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom told me she'd canceled my spring break trip to Europe for my 16th birthday. Why? So I could get my wisdom teeth pulled 2 months early. FML

by gatewayev700 / 02/26/2015 at 11:18am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML

by texasrose921 / 01/26/2015 at 6:29am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

by anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy