About greenie213 : You wanna know something? Classic rock is the world's best music, Styx in particular. I play tennis too, and I'm actually halfway decent at it (according to high school standards at least). One more thing. Jesus is God. That's just the way it is. Questions about God? Message me. Questions about me? Message me.
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by Yohm / 11/06/2008 at 4:41am / Money
by loser / 10/29/2008 at 7:08am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
by Hth / 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML
by Daemon / 10/27/2008 at 12:57am / Intimacy
Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML
by Anonymous / 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm / Love
by rmL / 10/13/2008 at 4:31am / Intimacy
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to…