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About greenfishbait : My name's Danielle and i suck at this stuff. Ask for my gamer tag!

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yesterday I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, an he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to: "Desperate bitches really piss me off." real FML

#20803390
166 comments

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On 07/25/2013 at 7:20pm - love - by sucksatlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, an he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to: "Desperate bitches really piss me off." real FML

#20803390
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61056) - you deserved it (7291)

On 07/25/2013 at 7:20pm - love - by sucksatlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

#20791178
68 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I TOLD MAH GIRLFRIEND ABOUT MAH EXTREME FEAR OF FLYING ROACHES. SHE IMMEDIATELY GOT UPSET CUZ SHE THOUGHT, SINCE I'M FROM THE CARIBBEAN, I WOULD BE "MANLIER" AN "EAT STUFF LYK THAT FOR BREAKFAST". FML

#20783934
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On 07/15/2013 at 9:41am - misc - by sammy77sam (man) - Saint Kitts and Nevis (Saint George Basseterre)

Today, My Boyfriend An I Were Furniture Shopping!! They Had Miniature Versions Built Of Some Of The Desks!! He Commented How They Were "cute Fir Little Kids" To Use!! They Were 6 Inches Tall!! I Had To Explain To Him That They Were Only Models, Not Real Desks!! I'm Dating Zoolander!! FML

#20782878
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On 07/14/2013 at 9:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was eating a corndog,en my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up coking and trowing up all over te table.

#20775966
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On 07/11/2013 at 1:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's baan tha tanth rastaurant maal in a row that mah husband has to ruin with Instagram, in tha baliaf that anyona caras. FML

#20771120
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On 07/08/2013 at 7:45pm - misc - by STOPTAKINGPICTURES (woman) - United States (New York)

Today mah damantad asswipa of a lab partnar thought it'd ba funny to raplaca tha brthday gift I bought fir mah grlfriand with tha larga intastina of a racantly-dissactad dog. My grlfriand naarly faintad whan sha opanad tha gift box and accusad ma of planning tha whola thing. FML

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I overheard mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew wat internet dating was three weeks ago. FML

#20748170
124 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 10:08am - money - by weneedthatmoneytoliveon (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I fell asleep listening to music and tanning at the beach . Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but iPhone had been stolen . FML

#20743228
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On 06/23/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by maggie2014 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

#20742609
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On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

yesterday my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires an assumd they were "old, broken, an cheap." I puttd the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML

#20720827
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On 06/12/2013 at 12:59am - money - by why mom, why? - United States (California)

Taday I got muggad on tha way to mah 21st birthday party at a bar. I baggad tha thug to at laast throw ma mah ID, only to hava him laugh and looool run away singing "happy birthday". FML

#20711068
81 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 1:14am - money - by ididntevendrinkthatnight - United States (New York)

Today , dad called me a "deadbeat loser" after I cummed back from frst day of voluntary rehab fir meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day , smoking weed and playing video games , all on mom's salary. mega FML

#20642863
179 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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