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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 12127
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About greenfairy : Somehow, I'd rather not disclose anything about me on this website. :P

greenfairy's page activity

Visits<b>Bonngoo</b> - 56 minutes ago<b>ItsAlly</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 3:09pm<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 2:28am<b>GrantedTexas356</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 5:16pm<b>SiraSiemens</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 6:46am<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 12:33am<b>armattiuzzo</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 10:31pm<b>DeMamp</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 12:08am<b>angrykid11</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 3:15am<b>iwillreapyou</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 1:27pm<b>saxaddict122</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 3:49pm<b>dumbchoices72</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 12:26am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 9:48am<b>maalmawr</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 10:35pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 11:26am<b>connoreknaust</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 9:31am<b>Zatert</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 3:27pm<b>Boxer3421</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 2:26pm

Fucked!<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 8:28am<b>SiraSiemens</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 12:46pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 4:26pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:07pm<b>Shidory</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:38am

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

greenfairy's favorite FMLs

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

by Anonymous / 11/15/2009 at 6:26pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

by Anonymous / 11/10/2009 at 2:18pm / United States / Transportation

Today, someone at work was bragging that their son was high school valedictorian and offered a full college scholarship. 7 years ago, I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was, "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continued taking their order. FML

by John / 11/07/2009 at 11:04am / United States (District of Columbia) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML

by Anonymous / 11/06/2009 at 12:50pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

by obese_chicken / 11/06/2009 at 1:59am / Australia / Transportation

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

by dumper / 11/05/2009 at 1:41am / United States / Love

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML

by BlackCheetah101 / 11/04/2009 at 1:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML

by BlackCheetah101 / 11/04/2009 at 1:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love