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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12040
  • Number of comments : 358
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About greeneyebeauty9 : i'm gabriella. i'm 16 years young. i'm half Hispanic, half Serbian. aries. ♡☆ also, i'm very outgoing. i'm about 4'10, eh maybe a lil shorter at about 100 pounds. i'm a pretty laid back girl.. i love food, cuz well.. you know.. food. this web site entertains me. i have a boyfriend who makes me very happy, so screw off. I may be too young for love, but I can sure as hell like someone if i want. keep your opinions to yourself. if you're going to write me with a flirtatious message, then it's no use because I won't reply. thought I'd let you know now. I'm in an interracial relationship so don't make any racist remarks toward me for the simple fact that I don't tolerate it. I occasionally like to correct grammar. my own grammer isn't the best but I try. this is pretty much all you need to know about me. go on with your day and proceed to have a nice life. OH! I'm also here if you ever just need someone to talk to. I'm all ears.☆ 10/11/12 ♥

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Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

#85475
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48234) - you deserved it (2311)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

#84789
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84822) - you deserved it (17691)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

#81236
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44336) - you deserved it (22701)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:17pm - health - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML

#79349
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41896) - you deserved it (7924)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

#77446
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41204) - you deserved it (27444)

On 02/19/2009 at 11:57am - work - by AbsolutelyEffed (man) - United States (California)

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

#64211
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62286) - you deserved it (19956)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized the annoying squealing I hear every night isn't my guinea pig. Apparently my brothers girlfriend makes that sound when they have sex. FML

#62926
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44741) - you deserved it (2974)

On 02/17/2009 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by KTK (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the lipo suction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

#61582
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42650) - you deserved it (5148)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by tigerfiend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaims "that was amazing Drew..." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name which does not sound a thing like Drew. FML

#60541
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65065) - you deserved it (3503)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by mynameisnotdrew (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said "you smell really good." He turned to me and said "You don't." FML

#59427
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48892) - you deserved it (12045)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:10am - intimacy - by pixie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple of weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML

#55146
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51647) - you deserved it (7190)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by manda (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML

#55027
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56755) - you deserved it (9344)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by LALALA3 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML

#54782
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66671) - you deserved it (3553)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Elmo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

#51182
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11060) - you deserved it (154538)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Dani_Rich - United States (California)

Today, as I sat on my couch heartbroken from a very recent breakup, my mother walked up to me and in a very comforting voice said, "maybe he left you for someone else." FML

#45956
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40927) - you deserved it (2002)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:51am - misc - by too bad so sad (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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