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greeneyebeauty9
  • Town/Country : Somewhere in the Middle, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 April 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1895
  • Number of comments : 316
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About greeneyebeauty9 : i'm gabriella. i'm half Hispanic, half Serbian. also, i'm very outgoing. . i'm currently in track doing pole vault and javelin. i'm about 4'10, eh maybe a lil shorter at about 100 pounds. i love food, cuz well.. you know.. food. this web site entertains me. i have a boyfriend who makes me very happy, so fuck off. 10/11/12 ♥

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Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML

#7544484
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25378) - you deserved it (2955)

On 01/24/2010 at 1:12pm - health - by LadyLump (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

#7534728
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27984) - you deserved it (2008)

On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

#7518745
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17359) - you deserved it (2476)

On 01/23/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML

#7518203
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29527) - you deserved it (2769)

On 01/23/2010 at 10:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

#7503398
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31575) - you deserved it (3239)

On 01/22/2010 at 5:41pm - love - by ponyboy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was lying on the couch after having surgery on my stomach. My best friend and my mom thought that laughter would be the best medicine. Due to their medicine, I ripped out half my stitches. FML

#7502542
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26504) - you deserved it (2025)

On 01/22/2010 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was sitting in IHOP with my girlfriend of six months when she brought in her son of three years she had neglected to tell me about, and asked 'Does this change things?' FML

#7493189
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27322) - you deserved it (3551)

On 01/22/2010 at 2:26am - love - by Rodrigeuz26 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my long term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way to old for him. I'm 3 years younger than my fiancé. FML

#7481282
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31730) - you deserved it (2108)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by walkingonsunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

#7477467
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24580) - you deserved it (2745)

On 01/21/2010 at 4:40pm - kids - by nocatlover (man) - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. And then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. FML

#7467735
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26320) - you deserved it (2099)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

#7467261
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20410) - you deserved it (4029)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Alicia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML

#7449785
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25653) - you deserved it (3058)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:09am - love - by mysterygurll1234567 (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34488) - you deserved it (12139)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

#7447854
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9749) - you deserved it (18555)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sportyhusband (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

#7432728
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32129) - you deserved it (3837)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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