Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 10/04/2015 at 4:25am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17896
  • Number of comments : 363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About greeneyebeauty9 : i'm gabriella. i'm 17 years young. i'm half Hispanic, half Serbian. aries. ♡☆ also, i'm very outgoing. i'm about 4'9, eh maybe a lil shorter at about 100 pounds. I'm bisexual🌈 instagram ; gabriellakrulic. snapchat ; gabriellekrulic. follow me and add meee. i'm a pretty laid back girl.. i love food, cuz well.. you know.. food. this web site entertains me.. keep your opinions to yourself. if you're going to write me with a flirtatious message, then it's no use because I won't reply. thought I'd let you know now.. I occasionally like to correct grammar. my own grammar isn't the best but I try. this is pretty much all you need to know about me. go on with your day and proceed to have a nice life. OH! I'm also here if you ever just need someone to talk to. I'm all ears.☆ I'm a survivor. #LoveWins

greeneyebeauty9's page activity

Visits<b>ratman775</b> - 19 hours ago<b>PremiumWhale</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 2:48pm<b>Leo619</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 8:12pm<b>opheliakc</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 6:57pm<b>violentsneezes</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 12:20am<b>zuvi9</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 11:29pm<b>kevinivek</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 6:33pm<b>MissKylie</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 9:02pm<b>elmassapilo</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 1:54pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 9:08am<b>OldishClassics</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 6:30am<b>draftskink</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 11:24pm<b>jasonm27</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 3:21am<b>EddieR7</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 10:50am<b>SweetSociopathy</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 8:03pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 1:10pm<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 9:18am<b>commanderstiff</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 9:15pm

Fucked!<b>zuvi9</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 5:29am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 3:09pm<b>commanderstiff</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 3:16am<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 2:50pm<b>A07</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 7:12am<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 12:40am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 7:01am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 10:25am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 6:02pm<b>Twigman8</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 10:24am<b>IndieCowboy</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 9:10pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 8:43am<b>milehigh52</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 11:13am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 3:00am<b>twistedtwincity</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:32pm<b>Syruphs</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 6:18pm<b>Devildrake</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 6:51am<b>moron011</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 6:40am

greeneyebeauty9's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

See all of greeneyebeauty9's badges

greeneyebeauty9's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40822) - you deserved it (4325)

On 07/28/2014 at 12:36am - misc - by blow away - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43113) - you deserved it (4815)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I watched a manager and a co-worker sit underneath a table in our store all day as I got yelled at for not working hard enough. I was the only one actually working. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36324) - you deserved it (2644)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52312) - you deserved it (5026)

On 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by why - United States

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42159) - you deserved it (7953)

On 07/27/2014 at 6:17pm - love - by notgoth (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55851) - you deserved it (6714)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out my sister stole my phone, pretended to be me, and tried breaking up with my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47973) - you deserved it (4585)

On 07/26/2014 at 11:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML

Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53677) - you deserved it (5245)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by stupid older sister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56668) - you deserved it (5485)

On 07/21/2014 at 3:31pm - love - by badluck - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend, because he's too manipulative. By the time our chat ended, instead of being single, I'm somehow now committed to going on vacation with him and his family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47634) - you deserved it (15147)

On 07/21/2014 at 11:58am - love - by whatjusthappened - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43740) - you deserved it (3204)

On 07/20/2014 at 7:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56542) - you deserved it (9088)

On 07/20/2014 at 1:59pm - love - by I Feel Horrible - United States (California)

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: