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About greaterdane : Feel feel to message. I'm always up for a chat :) I Iove meeting new people

I'm definitely an outdoor man. I love being up in the mountains as much as I can in the winter and summer. Months
I'm a die hard hockey fan. Hockey is the worlds best sport.
My favourite music is country but I do listen too all sorts.
There's so much more so message me :)

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Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML


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