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greaterdane

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 460
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About greaterdane : Feel feel to message. I'm always up for a chat:)

I'm definitely an outdoor man. I love being up in the mountains as much as I can winter and summer.
I'm a die hard hockey fan.
I suck at bio's so message me for more :)

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37893) - you deserved it (4559)

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