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greaterdane
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 552
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About greaterdane : Feel feel to message. I'm always up for a chat :) I Iove meeting new people

I'm definitely an outdoor man. I love being up in the mountains as much as I can in the winter and summer. Months
I'm a die hard hockey fan. Hockey is the worlds best sport.
My favourite music is country but I do listen too all sorts.
There's so much more so message me :)
KCCO

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML

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