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by testom / 04/17/2015 at 2:15pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 6:05pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML
by Anonymous / 04/05/2015 at 8:27am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 12:04am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by notdrivinganytimesoon / 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2015 at 5:46pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 10:37am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/10/2014 at 9:28am / Germany (Berlin) / Love
by ShenaniganNinja / 11/06/2014 at 5:11pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by camerashyguy / 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by gag reflex / 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/08/2014 at 3:34pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Love
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- Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the… Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my… Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very…