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grazynaanka
  • Town/Country : Missing Winnipeg, NY, USA/Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 February 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 193466
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About grazynaanka : Proud wife to be of a U.S. Marines. He's currently deployed to Iraq right now. Miss him every single day. Hmm, also 30 weeks pregnant with a boy. Being pregnant is not fun. I am originally from Canada but living in amazing NYC. Love sports. MMA is my favorite. I guess you can see I'm a GSP fan. I am also a psych major. I plan on becoming a clinical psychologist. I am also a competitve rower.

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Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15953) - you deserved it (56113)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

#2037920
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42072) - you deserved it (7755)

On 05/18/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

#1925712
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47916) - you deserved it (11508)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

#1898485
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50110) - you deserved it (3449)

On 05/13/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by albert (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked in the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

#1467567
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8931) - you deserved it (57909)

On 04/29/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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