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Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69188) - you deserved it (5461)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46134) - you deserved it (32824)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I once again had to tell one of my elderly patients not to grope me. He responded by throwing his bedpan at me. It was full. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43205) - you deserved it (3666)

On 05/04/2014 at 10:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friend's dog got hit by a car. I was the only one not in shock, and had to drag the poor thing off the road, then comfort a hysterical friend while the driver verbally abused us and demanded we pay for the repairs to his car. FML

Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35698) - you deserved it (4521)

On 12/04/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34848) - you deserved it (2957)

On 11/11/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by PainStressLife - United States (California)



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