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  • Town/Country : Marion, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 240
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22675) - you deserved it (15317)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm - misc - by nomorealcoholeva - Norway (Nordland)

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Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33278) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:49pm - misc - by looking4newvenue (woman) - United States

Today, my mom paid me a surprise visit me at my university dorm. She ended up rifling through my stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of my wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31895) - you deserved it (4530)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

#21332729
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40614) - you deserved it (3555)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Guam

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (5255)

On 09/26/2010 at 3:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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