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  • Town/Country : Pluto, Space
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 May 1968 (45 years)
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Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping to me while pointing at his dick. FML

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On 08/23/2013 at 2:23am - misc - by NotInterested (woman) - United States

Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML

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On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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On 12/06/2010 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)



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