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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 May 1968 (47 years)
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  • Number of visits : 493
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

#21386342
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38692) - you deserved it (2091)

On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML

#21308437
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35937) - you deserved it (3212)

On 11/29/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by .... - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML

#21276337
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36616) - you deserved it (5437)

On 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping to me while pointing at his dick. FML

#20850372
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43632) - you deserved it (4436)

On 08/23/2013 at 2:23am - misc - by NotInterested (woman) - United States

Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML

#20079245
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20631) - you deserved it (3328)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45243) - you deserved it (5071)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

#14107891
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6204) - you deserved it (35949)

On 12/06/2010 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)



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