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Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML
by supertango500 / 03/11/2013 at 2:56pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 10/20/2012 at 4:42am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by zstarr / 07/14/2012 at 7:15am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
by HellisLikeTheDMV / 07/13/2012 at 11:19am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML
by r4inb0wbrit3 / 07/13/2012 at 3:37am / United States (Delaware) / Love
by babyeaternomnom / 06/30/2012 at 12:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by littlebigbrother / 05/23/2012 at 2:13am / Japan / Miscellaneous
by mockable / 04/06/2012 at 7:09am / United States / Work
by JeffeeBojangles / 02/28/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by lol / 01/25/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML
by Livewire / 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/28/2011 at 12:26am / United States / Love
by emmmbo / 12/19/2011 at 10:40am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
by childdreamkiller / 12/08/2011 at 12:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…