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goldfish78

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 331
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About goldfish78 : I love photography and racing.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49932) - you deserved it (4464)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:08pm - health - by bruised_scrotum - South Africa (Gauteng)



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