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golden_warrior

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  • Number of visits : 1419
  • Number of comments : 403
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About golden_warrior : I'm not a killa, but don't push me. Revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy - Tupac Shakur

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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golden_warrior's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML

#20999870
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51317) - you deserved it (3351)

On 12/21/2013 at 2:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

#20898893
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58742) - you deserved it (37523)

On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while cleaning tables at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. FML

#20897664
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37699) - you deserved it (2720)

On 09/27/2013 at 2:04am - work - by pancakessdsjsn - United States (California)

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML

#20726673
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49042) - you deserved it (20762)

On 06/15/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by Jill (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30523) - you deserved it (24153)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)



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