About goingsolo211 : What am I supposed to say about myself here anyway. People should stop posting FMLs about paper cuts. Who the fuck cares about a stupid paper cut? That's all I have to say.
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by unwantedforlife / 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm / United States / Love
Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2013 at 11:33am / United States / Miscellaneous
by riiiighhhttttt / 08/05/2013 at 1:38am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by father of the year / 08/01/2013 at 2:21am / United States / Kids
by confused_girl / 08/01/2013 at 1:10am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
by Anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 5:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/31/2013 at 2:23am / United States / Money
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
by brannie / 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by emopoe / 09/06/2011 at 11:11am / United States / Love
by Potential Bridezilla / 08/10/2011 at 3:18am / United Arab Emirates / Love
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