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  • Town/Country : Hillsboro, Oregon
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 August 1996 (17 years)
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Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39399) - you deserved it (3595)

On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom

Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML

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On 04/03/2014 at 1:22pm - love - by wiona (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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