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  • Town/Country : Chicago, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 May 1994 (19 years)
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Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39059) - you deserved it (4949)

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