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gmoneytatortot
  • Town/Country : florida, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 34
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33890) - you deserved it (15387)

On 02/21/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by Cuntface McGee (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6258) - you deserved it (43019)

On 09/14/2011 at 10:27am - health - by Fattymuch (woman) - India (Karnataka)

Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32052) - you deserved it (6675)

On 07/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Mikimiks93 (woman) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

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On 06/27/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Victim (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)



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