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gmiangmian
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1502
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About gmian : Just your average girl. Love surfing and skiing. Born in Romania and lived quite a few places in between then and now.

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Visits<b>getindoe69</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:02am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:56am<b>MistyKittyx</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 5:46pm<b>Tailored</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:32am<b>colton_colton</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 1:43am<b>sethsmith11</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 6:05pm<b>razoray9</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 2:53am<b>amn831</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:04pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:10am<b>theawkwardhuman</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 12:13am<b>XPiemaster</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 5:53pm<b>G00N3R</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 5:53pm<b>aj9319</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 9:52am<b>mahughes</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 2:10pm<b>jerzjay</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:17am<b>danzam98</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 7:50pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 12:57pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:55pm

Fucked!<b>razoray9</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 8:53am<b>mahughes</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:10pm<b>danzam98</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 7:59pm<b>MattStro</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:11am<b>MisterEx</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 4:14am<b>theTravinator</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 3:36am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:18pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 7:24am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 4:04pm<b>maria95aa</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:57am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 12:18am<b>Trinidad727</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 10:50pm<b>greekk</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 3:56am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:09pm<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 10:17pm<b>ghostriley</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 9:23pm<b>thatguy240</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 8:52pm<b>kunal222</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 8:52pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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gmian's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51312) - you deserved it (5717)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard my husband say from outside, "Seriously Dan, what could go wrong?" This was followed a few seconds later by a bang and screaming. Turns out he'd tried to smash his head through a wooden plank like a martial artist and failed. He ended up with splinters and a concussion. FML

#21182978
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40479) - you deserved it (4869)

On 06/21/2014 at 11:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML

#21061712
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46301) - you deserved it (5917)

On 02/15/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56388) - you deserved it (3173)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML

#20856377
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50356) - you deserved it (8343) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

#20777070
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48066) - you deserved it (13550)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I received a notice that if I don't move the abandoned vehicle from outside my house it will be repossessed at my expense. My car isn't abandoned. FML

#20662395
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40481) - you deserved it (3961)

On 05/14/2013 at 1:29am - misc - by CrappyCar (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my bosses for three weeks off in July to go on a much-needed vacation. Their response was to fire me on the spot. My bosses are my aunt and uncle. FML

#20489213
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31052) - you deserved it (3547)

On 02/01/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

#20002229
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (3187)

On 08/04/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by fuckingbeliebers (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29906) - you deserved it (8583)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML

#531
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21152) - you deserved it (4295)

On 12/17/2008 at 2:15am - love - by Falouila - Sent from mobile version



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