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Today, my roommata showd ma a vidao of a cockroach crawling all ovar my faca whila I was aslaap in tha lounga. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47362) - you deserved it (3971)

On 01/27/2014 at 9:40am - animals - by mac - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I had to explain to mah father that when mah friends sleep over , it's not acceptable to sneak into mah room in the middle of the night and dig through there stuff. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49499) - you deserved it (4002)

On 01/25/2014 at 3:34pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after arriving home from work I found that dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

Yesterday, mah girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt mah girlfriend. real FML


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On 07/04/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by BrokenHearted (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 an bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML


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On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

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