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Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML
by acnecream / 05/03/2013 at 9:23am / Finland (Eastern Finland) / Transportation
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
by Human fly / 04/21/2013 at 2:20am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/13/2013 at 6:53pm / United States / Money
by notgay / 02/11/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 5:50am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I discovered a brown recluse spider in my house. Before I could smash it, it escaped under the door. Now I'm freaked out and wearing boots and gloves, clutching at my kittens and waiting for it to appear. My dad laughs everytime he walks past. FML
by NotSpiderman / 10/31/2012 at 1:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/13/2012 at 6:29pm / United States / Money
by lol / 12/05/2011 at 1:13am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 6:52pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by Brea / 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm / United States (Missouri) / Geek
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
by June / 10/05/2010 at 12:47am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML
by PunchingKennyLoggins / 03/15/2010 at 9:33am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/05/2010 at 1:25am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Dr_Dolittle / 01/12/2010 at 10:27am / United Kingdom (Merseyside) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump.… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…