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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 March 1992 (23 years)
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About gis0392 : It's Gisele.
23 years of age.
I love fall and Christmas time (even though I am not a Christian, but it is indeed the most wonderful time of the year)
I meditate 15-30 min daily
I do some yoga in the morning
I enjoy the little things in life, like the first sip of that coffee in the morning, or taking a few deep breaths, or when I hug someone.
I enjoy cleaning a lot, I don't think I am OCD, I may have minor OCD, but it's okay, I don't freak out if something gets dirty I just get to work and clean it becuase I enjoy it.
I am in the process of learning how to cook (even better) I go to these seminars, where a bunch of 1950s young grandmas teach me the good old recipes of anything. (We also do baking)
I meet amazing people everyday.
I don't care who you are and where you came from, you are worthy of love and kindness, and you deserve all your desires to manifest❤️ The only person standing in your way is you.

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