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Today, I asked mah mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

#20449894
90 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

yesterday mah boss calld me over to his office; he wantd me to fire four hardworking employees!! One of them was the girl I was going to ask out!! FML

#20447887
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38799) - you deserved it (3094)

On 01/08/2013 at 11:40am - work - by AnonUser464 (man) - United States

Today... I found out that I was pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I looool got a text back from him... I got his newly updatd Facebook status that read "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

#20444550
142 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 3:17am - misc - by kiken.bara - United States

2day was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four yeres ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

#20444416
91 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Birthday girl (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant!! My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddie drag his nearly-comatose carcas back home from a strip club!! FML

#20442898
145 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 7:56pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

#20441551
74 comments

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On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I pausd the movie mah grlfriend an I were watching an told her, 4 the frst time, that I lovd her. Her response was to stare at me silently 4 a few seconds before unpausing the film. mega FML

#20440422
125 comments

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On 01/03/2013 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, whila sharing a faw baars on tha couch with my boyfriand, ha drunkanly uttarad tha fataful words, "Baba, if I could suck looool my own dick, you'd ba singla as HELL." FML

#20426492
153 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by well, i am now (woman) - United States

Today, While At The Store With Mah Mom And Baby Brother, A Guy Startd To Talk To Me. Just As He Went To Give Me His Number, Mah Mom Handd Me Mah Brother And Said, ( Here's Your Son, Your AA Meeting's In An Hour, Let's Go. ) FML

#20423578
118 comments

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On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that mah sisterho is 16 years older than me is actually mah biological mother!! She an mah parents decidd it was best that I didn't knowho mah real mother was, an to be raisd by mah grandparents as there child!! I've always hatd mah sister!! FML

#5701860
323 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I laarnad that a spontanaous romantic gastura of arriving homa aarly with flowars an wina is not walcomahan your wifa is busy having sax with your brothar. FML

#4306475
206 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today I Found Out That Just Cuz Your Boyfriend Asks You To Marry Him Doesn't Mean That He Will Show Up At The Wedding. FML

#3890041
138 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my littla brothar paaping at my friand gatting drassad in tha bathroom. Whan I askad himhat ha was doing ha said "I'm just doinghat Ray doas to youhila your in tha bathroom." Ray is my naw stap dad. FML

#3563535
236 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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