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gingaa96

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1512
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About gingaa96 : I live for the applause.. Simple as that

I'm pretty relaxed and spontaneous. My favorite bands are Green Day & Blink-182, and I like most of that genre. I love music and a great beat and bass, so message me if you want.

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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88104) - you deserved it (14706)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML

#5034499
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45317) - you deserved it (5130)

On 09/04/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Scarred (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18525) - you deserved it (365585)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML

#4525487
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40531) - you deserved it (21449)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:10pm - animals - by Butterflyguy (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

#4029321
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45633) - you deserved it (26301)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

#3706736
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22086) - you deserved it (42073)

On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States

Today, while on the road I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up and pissing off several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

#3136598
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17702) - you deserved it (41397)

On 06/23/2009 at 12:44am - animals - by Xtine (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

#2526721
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66272) - you deserved it (5998)

On 06/02/2009 at 7:08am - kids - by fallsdownplenty45 (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (351170) - you deserved it (32462)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

#420059
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68632) - you deserved it (7261)

On 03/17/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sebastian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

#247252
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56668) - you deserved it (12201)

On 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm - kids - by monty (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

#197015
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71192) - you deserved it (3625)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by joAnne (woman) - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
509 comments

I agree, your life sucks (240662) - you deserved it (82300)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML

#2866
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22654) - you deserved it (1751)

On 01/27/2009 at 3:02pm - work - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18581) - you deserved it (41959)

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