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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2145
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About gingaa96 : I live for the applause.. Simple as that

I'm pretty relaxed and spontaneous. My favorite bands are Green Day & Blink-182, and I like most of that genre. I love music and a great beat and bass, so message me if you want.

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Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44602) - you deserved it (3306)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:26am - work - by MaddyN - United States (Oregon)

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63863) - you deserved it (4970)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52971) - you deserved it (14850)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (53999) - you deserved it (9014)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47184) - you deserved it (5912)

On 06/15/2014 at 7:10am - love - by ToddlersWife - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43025) - you deserved it (4575)

On 06/11/2014 at 4:36pm - misc - by ldrik1 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML


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On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49570) - you deserved it (4223)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52027) - you deserved it (17564)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricaded himself in the employee restroom and refuses to come out, unless I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here. FML

Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML


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On 04/27/2014 at 3:16pm - misc - by failureatlife - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went hiking with my family. A local had told us about the trail, saying the two mile walk would lead us to a seventy-foot waterfall. After seven miles of trekking in the sweltering sun with no food, we finally found the waterfall. It was barely ten feet tall. FML


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On 04/20/2014 at 12:52am - misc - by why?? (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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