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gingaa96

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1634
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About gingaa96 : I live for the applause.. Simple as that

I'm pretty relaxed and spontaneous. My favorite bands are Green Day & Blink-182, and I like most of that genre. I love music and a great beat and bass, so message me if you want.

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Today , I almost got fird from work bacausa a customar complaind that I "thraw up gang signs" at him . I was blocking tha sun from ayas .

#21202372
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41599) - you deserved it (3005)

On 07/08/2014 at 12:26am - work - by MaddyN - United States (Oregon)

Today I Sped Off Down The Road Then Realized To Horror That Cat Was Clinging To The Roof Of The Car!! FML

my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62247) - you deserved it (4821)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, mah girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, an hold it uphen she gets bored during sex . FML

#21180516
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50595) - you deserved it (14261)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML

#21179512
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52531) - you deserved it (4616)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

I WAS AT SEA WORLD AN WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE BIG WALRUS!! I NOTICED MAH PHONE WAS STILL SET TO USE THE FRONT CAMERA, AN I MUTTERED "OOPS, SELFIE MODE." A GUY NEXT TO ME TURNED, LOOKED AT ME, AN SAID "NOT LIKE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE FIR YOU." FML

#21175629
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50260) - you deserved it (8422)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND AND I GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT OVER HIM NOT BRUSHING HIS TEETH. IT ENDD WITH HIM SNAPPING HIS TOOTHBRUSH IN HALF. HE'S 52. FAT FML

#21175255
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44997) - you deserved it (5720)

On 06/15/2014 at 7:10am - love - by ToddlersWife - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, mah psycho nieghbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-prate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by mah house. I'm pretty scared fir mah life, to be honest. big fat looool FML

#21171119
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40263) - you deserved it (4284)

On 06/11/2014 at 4:36pm - misc - by ldrik1 (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad"!! Figuring she was either talking to me or longing fir the second cumming of Christ, I turnd over to see which!! Turnd out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photo on her phone!! FML

#21157398
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61000) - you deserved it (6726)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I looool woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn . FML

#21147237
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47099) - you deserved it (4033)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

today a brd got into te looool walls of ma ouse troug a ole. I located were it was by following te crping and scratcing sounds... and drilled a ole to get it out. I pulled out te drill... only to find te drill bit bloody. Suddenly... no more crps. FML

#21131587
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50273) - you deserved it (16889)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricadd himself in the employee restroom and refuse to come out, unles I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here!! FML

2day after beating myself up 4 bieng useles an bieng able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML

#21124429
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36978) - you deserved it (5687)

On 04/27/2014 at 3:16pm - misc - by failureatlife - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went hiking with family. A local had told us about the trail, saying the two mile walk would lead us to a seventy-foot waterfall. After seven miles of trekking in the sweltering sun with no food, we finally found the waterfall. It was barely ten feet tall. FML

#21117710
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39527) - you deserved it (6793)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:52am - misc - by why?? (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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