About ghostlilac : green day, billy talent, weezer fan. canadian. have been described as "wonderfully awkward" and "sheldon cooper-esque".
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by Devon / 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML
by Anon / 05/18/2011 at 7:47am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by K. / 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by cantgetup / 04/03/2011 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
by Almostfunny / 03/16/2011 at 9:01am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 02/27/2011 at 12:07am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/08/2011 at 11:27am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 12:31am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by nemo518 / 12/23/2010 at 1:36am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by sissydlk / 12/02/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by lambxox / 11/08/2010 at 4:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide… Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to… Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact,…