About ghostlilac : green day, billy talent, weezer fan. canadian. have been described as "wonderfully awkward" and "sheldon cooper-esque".
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Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
by pinecones / 02/02/2015 at 9:25am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by FuckfaceSteve / 02/01/2015 at 9:59am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Love
by WalkTheOtherWay / 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/31/2015 at 8:12am / Belgium / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm / Canada / Kids
by bookworm / 11/19/2014 at 3:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML
by Anonymous / 10/22/2014 at 1:37pm / United States (Texas) / Geek
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by jake / 08/12/2014 at 6:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML
by marcranger / 08/11/2014 at 7:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
by anonymous / 07/29/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
by Face fucking palm / 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML
by mister_pinky / 07/15/2014 at 6:04pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…