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by notready / 10/15/2013 at 2:49am / Australia / Love
by zzfreakshow / 10/14/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Animals
by soccer_bball / 10/14/2013 at 3:32pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by mustabeendrugs / 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
by HSampsON / 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm / Niger (Niamey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
by Allycat / 10/08/2013 at 9:19pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
by ggabrams / 08/17/2013 at 8:55am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
- Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean,… Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding… Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples.…