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by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:47am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:20am / United States (Nevada) / Animals
by Parusu / 02/12/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/07/2014 at 1:51pm / Mayotte / Miscellaneous
by tigerisabelle / 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm / Miscellaneous
by BigLove / 02/04/2014 at 9:25pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by DeeDee / 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
by riiiight / 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by freed / 01/29/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm / Bahrain (Al Manamah) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/22/2014 at 11:30am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML
by MM / 01/21/2014 at 6:26pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by DisturbedMan / 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2014 at 1:25pm / Italy (Toscana) / Love
Today, I found out that whenever my ex-wife is late getting the kids to school, she tells them to tell their teachers they were with me, and forges my name on the sign-in sheet. Missing homework? Dad's house. Forgot to bring something important? Ditto. The school thinks I'm a horrible parent. FML
by OvertonHippie / 01/13/2014 at 7:09am / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…