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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 928
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About gersfan8 : Not too much to tell, I enjoy sports, video games and chilling with friends

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Today, I straind so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebled. FML

#21286665
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28806) - you deserved it (5044)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm - health - by Discipl (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! mah husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant!! Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably..!! trying to punch me in the stomach..!! and swereing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister!! FML

#21259449
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37490) - you deserved it (4643)

On 09/16/2014 at 1:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, a grl I recently slept with messagd me, explaining through a rendition of ( Call Me Maybe ) that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

#21199713
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46444) - you deserved it (14278)

On 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Rowansgonnarow -

Today, mah 8-year-old son microwaved his looool pet hamster. FML

#21173596
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53334) - you deserved it (8986)

On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my parents and I attendd the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum mutterd, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she did", and my dad chuckld. A fight quickly eruptd, and the police were calld. FML

#21099545
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44275) - you deserved it (4841)

On 03/29/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls!! FML

#21096245
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21744) - you deserved it (50344)

On 03/25/2014 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by testacular (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today , I Rippd Mah Old , Worn Underwear While Trying To Pick A Wedgie In Public. Half Endd Up In Mah Hand. FML

#21095019
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31698) - you deserved it (19947)

On 03/24/2014 at 8:39am - misc - by pantyripper (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitld ( Chocolate Men ). mega FML

#21094789
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30380) - you deserved it (16227)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, fed up wit my nerdy appereance, I got my air saved off, oping for a Walter Wite kind of look. I didn't tink it was too bad, but not even an our later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a fresly circumcised penis. FML

#21092620
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34453) - you deserved it (7156)

On 03/21/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by richard (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He askd if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. big fat FML

Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep and had a dream about the essay crawling out through my laptop screen and trying to kill me. I woke by the librarian shaking me and telling me to stop screaming. I was mortifid. FML

#21091737
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39737) - you deserved it (4479)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:48pm - work - by systematicpanic (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

2day the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML

#21090227
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33525) - you deserved it (7201)

On 03/18/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by holyshitsnacks - Canada (Ontario)

2day my friand hrad a mala strippar to giva ma a lap danca fir my brthday. It was all pratty nica until ha lat rip ona of tha most nausaating farts I'va avar ancountarad, right in my faca. Hours latar, I can still small it. FML

#21086642
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52205) - you deserved it (6576)

On 03/14/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by polebitch49 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY MY MOTHER TOOK ME TO GO AND SEE MY GRANDFATHER,HO I HADN'T SEEN SINCE I WAS 4. THE FIRST THING HE SAID TO ME WAS, "PFWOARR, LOOK AT THOSE TITS." BIG FAT FML

#21085518
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54669) - you deserved it (5752)

On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, we had a surprise party for mah boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing mah boss sawhen he walked in was all mah co-worker watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML

#21083937
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33648) - you deserved it (15392)

On 03/11/2014 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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