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geri665

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  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 May 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 397
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58655) - you deserved it (6762)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45393) - you deserved it (18462)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States



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