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Today, I called mah dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with mah associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay 4 the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML

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On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic . mega FML

#9155456
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On 03/17/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by KobraKommander - Sent from mobile version

2day I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before!! Usually , I sleep naked , and I live alone in a locked apartment!! Then , the elderly woman next door asked fir her nightgown back!! Apparently , I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in mah hallway repeatedly!! I'm moving!! fat FML

#9037500
114 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend an I broke up. My best friend heard an told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later she stumbles in wastd. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

#9004335
82 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by dreadedmafia86 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

a really hot guy smackd my ass . I fartd . FML

#8751188
402 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting mah tips. The pennies stuck to mah face an left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have mah senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML

#8748241
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On 03/01/2010 at 2:15pm - misc - by uwbeautyqueen12 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster instead of dying it bites yur testicles. real FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today I was brusing my teeten I felt a lump of someting in te corner of my mout. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food tat my tootbrus looool ad dislodged I spat it out into te sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

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On 02/24/2010 at 7:58am - misc - by puzzled (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, On The Way Home From A Night Out, I Crossd The Main Road In My Town Via The Traffic Lights. As I Got To The Other Side, A Guy Turnd To His Two Friends And 'whisperd' With A Look Of Disgust, "I Would Have Run That One Over." Thanks. Big Fat FML

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On 02/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by thetallone (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, a girl I have been wanting fir years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML

#8544581
104 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by depressed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a girl I have been wanting fir years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML

#8544581
104 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by depressed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to the movies with my friends . A pretty redhead cummd on the screen . One of my guy friends leand over to me and said, "Have u noticd there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot wat color my hair is . FML

#8516526
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On 02/21/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Mika_Ookami - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I went to the hospital to get mah ingrown toenail removd. The doctors puttd me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injectd anesthetic into mah toe four times and usd a pair of scissors to slowly cut through mah nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't startd to work just yet. FML

#8474571
153 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 10:13am - health - by papertrains (woman) - Singapore

Today , I found out tat niegbor gets more pleasure out of me an usband aving it off ten I do. mega FML

#8382778
66 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by noosher0990 -

Today, I invitad my boss 4 suppar as wa gat on pratty wall. Evarything was going wall, until my Garman Shaphard bit him. FML

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151 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 5:46am - work - by MikeIsMaster (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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