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by taintedlover / 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use "stranger danger". Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML
by Zekrome / 05/05/2014 at 3:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Wowthanks / 05/04/2014 at 8:13pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Sam / 05/04/2014 at 2:12am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
by unlucky / 09/19/2009 at 3:05pm / United Kingdom (Hounslow) / Miscellaneous
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