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gazzdogs
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About gazzdogs : Hey I'm Tayla.
I love FML and soccer.
I live on the Northern Beaches, NSW, Australia
I tend to ramble on about random stuff so please excuse anything stupid that I say.
My favourite people on FML are:
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TheIsland
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Sirin
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and anyone who always has witty, hilarious or intelligent comments.

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Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. I have no idea what happened the night before, except for the fact that I'd tucked two uncapped vodka bottles into bed beside me, and now my room reeks of a Russian sorority house. FML

#19417580
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5285) - you deserved it (20740)

On 04/06/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28286) - you deserved it (4734)

On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

#18727646
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25531) - you deserved it (4395)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

#18692493
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20333) - you deserved it (1982)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

#18649240
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22062) - you deserved it (4031)

On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8060) - you deserved it (31057)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24838) - you deserved it (2310)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)



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