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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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Today, I woke up to my husband's face. That'd be nice if he hadn't turned his eyelids inside out, waiting to scare me. I was scared alright. So scared that I pissed myself and broke my side table falling out of bed. FML
by queerdragon / 02/25/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
by nobodylovesme / 04/04/2013 at 2:46am / United States (California) / Love
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