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gary3768
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 November 1974 (40 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1156
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About gary3768 : I hate messaging people first feel free to message. I Like to make friends.

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Visits<b>wheelchairchick</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:35am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 5:46pm<b>cat4651</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 9:08pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 5:14pm<b>Saso</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 6:29pm<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 2:16pm<b>Shartie</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:22am<b>mattplymp</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 9:23pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:49pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:34am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 9:11pm<b>JoshWade62</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 1:32am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:59am<b>_awwhellnaw_</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:40am<b>lungjiao</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 2:14am<b>Angsty_Armadillo</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 12:32pm<b>wintyrbunny</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 6:12am<b>mwali02</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:09pm

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Today, a nurse asked my relationship status. I answered, "Married". She then asked if there was any possibility of me being pregnant. I hardly contained my snort, before responding, "No, you have to have sex for that." I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that it's true or her laughter. FML

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