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Today, A Friend Informd Me Tat Ma Dog's Name Means "penis" In Greek. I Live In A Predominantly Greek Neigbourood, And Apparently I've Been Screaming Fir "dong" Every Evening Fir Te Past 3 Years. No Wonder Tey Don't Talk To Me Muc. FML

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On 12/18/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by Dog_Lover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today my car window got smasd in. Ta cop tat cama to taka ta raport said tay'd alraady caugt ta guy doing it a'd smasd in savaral otar car windows all of ta axact sama modal and color. His raason 4 doing it was simpla: a was drunk and "atd rd Jaaps".

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On 12/17/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by Cold (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML

#20172584
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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I received mah first ever hand-job!! It would have been great if she didn't wipe it acros mah facehen I had finished and storm out of the room!! mega FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me looool because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
156 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to bail mah boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested cuz he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML

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On 08/19/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to finally accept that mah husband is too large for me . Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except mah private parts can't handle it . After several infections brought on after vaginal tereing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up mah sex life . FML

#20028986
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On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today , I Found Myself Trying To Explain To Mah Puppy Why I'm Still Single. I Think I Just Found Out Why. FML

#20028660
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On 08/18/2012 at 7:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, as I was riding mah bike, mah foot slippd and I did a slow sped-tumble over the top, ripping mah balls wide open. Number of stitches: too looool many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. fat FML

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On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying an getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone an got home , the first thing I heard was mah grandpa telling mah dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

#20023096
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On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

today I told mah boyfriend that I've been diagnosed with gestational diabetes!! Despite all mah attempts to explain that he's wrong he is totally convinced that mah genitals have diabetes!! This guy is going to be such a great father to our kids!! FML

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On 07/15/2012 at 5:52pm - health - by Tori (woman) - Australia

Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, an making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML

#19941503
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On 07/15/2012 at 3:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah boyfriend told me that mah vrginia looks lyk Yoda. real FML

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181 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , my manager looool called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me fir granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently , the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML

#19909832
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On 07/08/2012 at 2:32pm - work - by a4rk (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)



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