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Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26640) - you deserved it (3036)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29798) - you deserved it (8547)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML

#814
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20890) - you deserved it (2091)

On 01/08/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by neoteck - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
56 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48910) - you deserved it (2495)

On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

#608
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32275) - you deserved it (1810)

On 12/27/2008 at 5:26am - love - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML

#569
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29540) - you deserved it (1967)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22940) - you deserved it (5884)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21101) - you deserved it (4194)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

#245
79 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
60 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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