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gallaeo

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2222
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gallaeo : Names Daniel, self employed, I have a beautiful pit named Donkey...she's the only one that keeps me sane anymore lol. Always overworked.

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gallaeo's favorite FMLs

Today my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes 4 my birthday so I could "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML

#21309102
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33344) - you deserved it (5795)

On 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by fishtacos (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY I FOUND A $20 BILL ON THE GROUND SO I DECIDD TO PICK IT UP. IT WAS ACTUALLY ATTACHD TO A STRING AN WAS MEANT TO BE A PRANK BY SOME KIDS. THEY FAILD MISERABLY SO I TOOK THE MONEY. THEY RAN UP TO ME AN PUNCHD ME IN THE BALLS 4 TAKING THERE CASH. FML

#21290736
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33167) - you deserved it (6400)

On 11/02/2014 at 7:11pm - money - by ethawesome1125 - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, ( What's that? ) fat FML

#21271608
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39903) - you deserved it (16410)

On 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... it's been almost a week since I returned from my vacation to Ireland. Before I rarely drank. Now I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. You might think I'm joking... but I've woken up hungover every day since I landed there. I basically paid to kill my liver and become AA's next poster child. FML

#21245034
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28534) - you deserved it (16168)

On 08/25/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Taday My Naighbor Askad To Coma Ovar And Usa My Laptop. Sha Showad Up Drunk, Grabbad My Boobs, And Askad If I'd Avar Had A Lasbian Axparianca. Wa Both Hava Husbands And Kids; Tha Kids Wara In Tha Room. FML

#21109873
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52515) - you deserved it (5221)

On 04/10/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by freakedout (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

yesterday an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking... and me being quite "vertically challenged..." I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs... cuddle and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

#21082683
189 comments

Today, my grandma begin her second week of unemployment. So far, she has pacd outside my door, randomly comes into my room, and I woke up this morning to find a bible on my bd. I now look forward to going to work every day. FML

#21076525
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34153) - you deserved it (3229)

On 03/03/2014 at 1:12am - misc - by get me out of this house! (woman) - United States

Today, I went down on the girl of mah dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I cummed back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML

#21046118
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59142) - you deserved it (11468)

On 01/31/2014 at 10:29am - intimacy - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Washington)

Today, whila sitting in a crowdad waiting room at tha doctor's offica, mah 5-yaar-old daughtar pointad at mah 6-yaar-old son's crotch and boomad, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which ha yallad, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

#20898150
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48932) - you deserved it (6396)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Cutting A Client's Hair, And She Was Complaining About How Itchy Her Head Was From Having It Too Long. As I Lay Down Mah Comb And Shears, Three Lice Bugs Ran Across Mah Counter. FML

Yesterday I sent a student to te dean 4 trying to smoke pot in class. His moter called to complain tat I publicly umiliated er son. FML

Today , my husband wantd me to "spice up" our sex life !! I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth !! We won't be getting intimate again 4 a long , long time now !! FML

#20888582
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49340) - you deserved it (11072)

On 09/20/2013 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed fir the first time ever!! He glanced at me , then started playing with a Rubik's cube!! FML

#20885155
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52616) - you deserved it (6347)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by someone (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I waitd in the pouring rain 4 mah wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenchd that I rememberd it was mah wife's day off... an that I drove myself to work earlier in her car... which was parkd fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

#20883919
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37452) - you deserved it (40449)

On 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27684)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)



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