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galactictoast13

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  • Town/Country : Brampton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2807
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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galactictoast13's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

#17690581
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21145) - you deserved it (3875)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40980) - you deserved it (2958)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34103) - you deserved it (3763)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

#17628790
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24216) - you deserved it (13696)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (3517)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30759) - you deserved it (3496)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML

#17364485
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30489) - you deserved it (4359)

On 08/04/2011 at 5:15am - money - by Username - United States

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

#17306841
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19271) - you deserved it (76938)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10912) - you deserved it (74421)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44894) - you deserved it (3528)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26997) - you deserved it (4231)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12401) - you deserved it (56794)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

#17226602
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30414) - you deserved it (4361)

On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39800) - you deserved it (2818)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33450) - you deserved it (3033)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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