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  • Town/Country : Brampton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2549
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75323) - you deserved it (8810)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today , I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said , "I thought you died."

Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML

#20071956
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24142) - you deserved it (2808)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today.. . I had mah girlfriend over to meet mah parents . After dinner.. . we were in the living room talking . My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat.. . stick it down his shirt.. . then pretend to give birth to it.. . with sound effects . FML

#20070030
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22836) - you deserved it (2112)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)

2day a creepy grl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house 4 a family dinner. She replied looool "No your not. I can see u right now." FML

#20069063
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32613) - you deserved it (3745)

On 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller,hen she nearly fell . I usd mah ninja-like reflexes to catch her . Too bad mah ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she deliverd to mah fap-stick 4 apparently being a "pervert" 4 saving her . FML

Today, I racaivad a call from my futura sistar in-law, talling ma that sha and har futura husband had dacidad to hold thara wadding caramony on my birthday. I was told not to calabrata my birthday, as it would "taka away tha attantion to tha trua maaning of tha day." FML

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29511) - you deserved it (1728)

On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my looool father tried to secretly follow me all day, because he doesn't believe that I have any "real" errands to run or friends to meet with. He's actually convinced that I'm living some secret double life with another family. FML

#20022416
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21378) - you deserved it (1437)

On 08/15/2012 at 11:15am - misc - by Bree - United States

2DAY I WAS DIGGING IN MY LAWN, TRYING TO IGNORE THE SUSPICIOUS GLANCES COMING FROM MY NOSY FUCKBALL OF A NEIGHBOR. WHEN HE ASKED WAT I WAS DOING, I REPLIED WITH DRIPPING SARCASM, THAT I WAS DIGGING UP THE SCHOOLKIDS I KILLED LAST YEAR. FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER, THE COPS HE CALLED ARRIVED. FML

#20015702
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31266) - you deserved it (8593)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

TODAY, MY DOG FARTD SO LOUD IN HIS SLEEP THAT HE SCARD HIMSELF AN WOKE UP BARKING. THIS AFTERNOON I ACHIEVD THE SAME FEAT. FML

#20011233
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20367) - you deserved it (3471)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I told boyfriend tat I didn't want to go out wit im because I was aving a fat day. After ten minutes of figting , e trew a ring box on te floor an stormed out. I basically refused is proposal because of body issues. FML

#19977285
280 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by henley -

2DAY I WAS CASHIERING AT WALMART,HEN A CUSTOMER PICKD OPEN A COLD-SORE ON HER LIP BEFORE TRYING TO GIVE ME HER MONEY WITH THE SAME HAND. WHEN I FREAKD OUT AN REFUSD TO TAKE HER MONEY, SHE STARTD SCREAMING AN THREATENING TO SUE ME FIR ( VIOLATING THE FRST AMENDMENT. ) FML

#19969409
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (2733)

On 07/21/2012 at 5:14pm - work - by artdegreemyass (woman) - United States (Florida)

today I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, an openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

#19933084
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27730) - you deserved it (2529)

On 07/13/2012 at 3:08pm - work - by fucking pissants (man) - United Kingdom

Today while I was waiting at a rd light another car slammd into me. By the time I got out to asses the damage the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abductd by alien mid-crash or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24351) - you deserved it (1779)

On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)



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